The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #1716815
Posted By: Rapparee
12-Apr-06 - 09:00 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
A couple weeks ago it was warm and nice here and all the frogs came out, just a jug-a-rummin' their little hearts out. Hundreds of the things. Suddenly, black clouds on the mountains and a gen-u-wine Blue Norther hit. Temperature dropped something like 80 degrees. At the first shock of falling temperatures the frogs all dove from the bank into the river, but the drop was so fast the river froze solid with them frogs only half-way down. Well, not being a bunch to waste, folks took out their lawn mowers and mowed them frog legs right off.
We're gonna sell 'em to those fancy French restraunts in San Francisco and Denver and Butte.