No, I don't need to be tonsured. Mother Nature has done a very nice job of self-tonsuring my noggin if it's all the same to you.

What?

Yeah, I know it's "censor", not "tonsure". But I figured that if I started a dreaded copycat thread called "Do you need to be tonsured?" a certain "clone" would come along and close or delete it. He'll probably find this post and delete it instead. That's okay. I've got a copy and I know how to post it again.