The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #90294 Message #1717800
Posted By: beardedbruce
13-Apr-06 - 11:07 PM
Thread Name: BS: Poetry about Mudcat
Subject: RE: BS: Poetry about Mudcat
Subject: Lyr Add: Down in de Bottom Where de BS Dwells From: Bee-dubya-ell - PM Date: 06 May 03 - 01:31 PM
Well, since nobody's done it yet....
In honor of the splitting of the forum into music and BS sections, we have endeavored to comemorate the event in song. Here it is.
Reggae beat - make up chords and melody to suit yerself
DOWN IN DE BOTTOM WHERE DE B.S. DWELL
We be hangin' out in de 'Cat Cafe We not real smart - don't got much to say De treads up top all look de same today We go down to de bottom where de bullshit stay
Now we don' got no PHD's An' we don' know much 'bout sea shanties Or who in de hell wrote "Goober Peas" Jus' take we down to de bullshit, please
Dun tol' you twice 'bout ma banjo string An' how ma guitar got it's first ding So many times, de same ole ting To de bullshit - dat's where I'm going
I tink it grand folks knows so much 'Bout major seventh chords and such An' de fiddle tunes of de French and Dutch Jus' make me say "Aw! What de fuch!"
So if you find a awful smell Come from someplace you cannot tell Is jus' we crazies raisin' hell Down in de bottom where de bullshit dwell