Well, can I have my cup of coffee and get away from all this shit?

I guess I don't understand all these people and all their combat and offended honor and all that.

All I want is my cup of coffee, and maybe a little music discussion. Too many of you people are just plain crazy, and there's no way to deal with you and make you happy. Most of the people here want the same thing I want - conversation and maybe a good, plain cup of coffee. They're here to enjoy the company of others. All the bellyaching comes from a very few high-maintenance people, and it's really bewildering for the rest of us to figure out how to deal with it.

So, give me my coffee and get off my case. Better yet, make it scotch on the rocks.

-Joe Offer-