Bee-dubya you half-brained fuck-wit! You've accomplished absolutely nothing! First you try to saddle your Mom with the title of "SUCKASS". Then you change it to "SHATNER".

THEY'RE BOTH THE SAME THING, YOU IMBECILE!

Thank God our relationship is strictly a work of fiction because if you were my real son I'd hit you up beside the head with a frying pan!