I think Condi could do as a Bajoran just fine. They usually are very intense and determined and have a real chip on their shoulders at the same time. Always ready for confrontation.

But yeah, she is like something from a Stephen King novel. Very good, Carol. ;-)

The question is, when will the real Captain Kirk step in and rescue us all from this hideous situation? When, I ask you?!!

Saddam goes well as a fanatical and totally ruthless Romulan warlord, now languishing in the lockup for exterminating Bajorans and various other lifeforms in his quest for total hegemony over the Galaxy. He is despised by the Klingon Al-Queda zealots, and despises them in return.