A couple hours to kill online, Giok. I haven't been busy here in ages.

But I'm off to the garden, the farmer's market and other destinations soon. Then you can all rip me apart.

I know you need a good scapegoat what with Martin being gone, and Joe being so busy outing Carol and Jack for his springtime amusement.

Apparently, he's grown tired of harrassing Shambles. I'm just not here often enough for Joe and the clones to bother with anymore.

And besides, my behavior is impeccable when compared to Martin.

But then, I'm proud to say I'm still more loathed around here than Martin. Martin is actually a pretty popular guy around here, and a lot of Mudcat regulars seem to genuinely like the guy.

I'm not surprised.