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Thread #59418   Message #1719656
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
16-Apr-06 - 04:26 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Instant grits are an abomination! Regular grits aren't anything to write home about, but instant grits are only good for one thing. Spread dry instant grits on ant beds and when the ants eat them they'll swell up in the ants' digestive tracts, killing the little buggers.

Unfortunately, no similar beneficial use has been found for haggis.