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Thread #90638   Message #1719708
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
16-Apr-06 - 06:31 PM
Thread Name: BS: Help! everything shrunk
Subject: RE: BS: Help! everything shrunk
Ignore it until in the morning. The entire Universe is scheduled to shrink by roughly 25% at midnight tonight. It's likely your computer simply got out of phase with the rest of the Universe and shrank ahead of everything else. When the Big Shrink occurs everything else, including yourself, your house, the moon, and the Andromeda galaxy will shrink by the same percentage that your computer's display has already shrunk.

And please make note of the fact that I used the correct forms of the verb "shrink" in present, past, and past participial tenses. The post my be bullshit, but the grammar's exemplary.