There once was a women called Maybell, who had a most wonderful table. She delighted to dabble With the hoons and the rabble And started her own culinary cabel.
She invited the masses to dinner, And served Maybell's syrup – a winner The ragged and torn Ate pancakes til dawn While Maybell got thinner and thinner,
Now remember as you read this small fable That whatever you have at your table It ain't worth a hoot If you don't share your fruit With the cabel at Maybell's old table.