ROFLMAO!! Well, Mets, you can now claim to have bought your way into high society by fighting your way up the ladder. Sheeshe!! I'd be kinda nervous about frolicking in your place, though; especially with Rary Calhoun, my new girlfriend. I showed it to her, and she said no way. She says it might tip if we got all energetic like, and she looked at that ladder and remarked,

"That's a long, long way to tip a Rary."

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