The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #90685 Message #1720747
Posted By: Bobert
17-Apr-06 - 10:48 PM
Thread Name: BS: To 'MY' Friends at Mudact
Subject: BS: To 'MY' Friends at Mudact
Well, well, well...
Seems that the joint is becoming "accomodation city" so, what the heck....
So like I gotta 17 acres of an 'ol hog farm and have set up my 1953 Spartanette trailer up back where the hog farm meets the National Forest and the rates are as followin':
For Mudcat members, 2 bucks a night...
For non Mudact members, 2 bucks a night...
Hot showers, 50 cents...
Indoor potty use, 50 cents fir #2, 10 cents fir #1....
Scare off bears: 50 cents...
Play music fir ya: 3 songs for a quarter
Play live songs fir ya: 3 songs fir a dollar
Play live songs (in tune) fir ya: 3 songs fir, oh, say 3 bucks...
Play live songs (in tune) an' you playing along: Hmmmmm? Make it a buck a piece unless, of course, you ain't in tune, theh double it...
What else???
Oh, yeah... Not too much unless listenin' to Mr. Clifford spin all the local gossip: FREE....