Bobert, I put yer porpoisal to the Idaho Legion and they all agreed that come better weather they want to hold their annual War Games & Booze Fest at your place. They'd like to know "how much?" but want a discount 'cause they'll be air-conditioning your buildings and making you brand-new potty holes, some of 'em eight er ten feet across. And they say you won't have to even go to town for for fireworks on the Fourth -- just sit on what'll be left of your back porch and watch, but body armor is advised.

They also promise to leave you a good haul for bottle and can collectors.

Please advise, 'cause they're gettin' anxious to try to saddle up and ride sort of Southeasterly, assuming they can get, read, and follow a map.