First things first... Good liars are always welcome, Jacqui, and if we have the same feller in mind, he's like the guru of good liars and, heck, can hold his own back in this holler where folks also pride themselves on their abilities....

Ahhhh, Rap, I jus' don't know how to break this to ya', pal, after all we been thru but I've got an allergy to lead... I can't even use a good ol' fashion #2 lead pencil without breakin' out with the itchies... Know what I mean???... Sorry, as much fun as I'm sure it would be, I'm gonna have to take a pass...