Holy flip, eh? Lotta heavy famous boozers out there. This guy Churchill, he woulda made a helluva prime minaster for Canada, eh? I figger that's why the Germans lost, coz their flippin' leader didn't drink enuff ta be, like, relaxed, eh? Hitler was too uptite coz he did not drink and on toppa that he was a vergetarian! You can't flippin' lead a country at war if you ain't, like, man enuff to chow down on beefburgers, eh? Un-be-flippin'Leavable!!! The guy was a veg-head and he tried to conquer the whole flippin' world. Ain't no flippin' WAY!

I am gettin' into histry now, eh? I am more well read than some of youse people would think.

- Shane