Theres a hole in my pasture dear Lisa dear Lisa Theres a hole in the pasture dear Lisa its big

Well how did it get there dear Henry dear Henry
Then how did it get there dear Henry then how

With a shell dear Lisa dear Lisa
With a shell dear Lisa or a bomb

Don't be stupid dear Henry dear Henry
Don't be stupid dear Henry don't be daft

There's a hole in the barn too dear Lisa dear Lisa
There's one in the barn too dear Lisa as well

It's the bloody Artillery dear Henry dear Henry
It's the bloody Artillery dear Henry Can't aim

There's an asshole at the gate dear Lisa dear Lisa
There's an asshole at the gate says he's come to explain

And what does he say Dear Henry dear Henry
And what does he say dear Henry this GI

He says its computers dear Lisa dear Lisa
He says its computers and they've made a mistake

How's that dear Henry dear Henry
How did this computer then make a mistake

Can't tell left from right dear Lisa dear Lisa
Can't tell left from right nor north from the south

Are these the guys with Minutemen Dear Henry dear Henry?
Are these the guys with the Minutemen that man our defense?

I guess so dear Lisa dear Lisa
I guess so dear Lisa they are Artillery

Well I'm emigrating dear Henry dear Henry
Then I'm emigrating dear Henry To Russia right now

Why's that dear Lisa dear Lisa?
Why's that dear Lisa why there?
Cos' that's where they're aiming dear Henry dear Henry
That's where they are aiming to defend the free world

They couldn't hit a barn door dear Henry dear Henry
The couldn't hit a barn door with its handle in their hands