"Now, stop that, Bill! You are just throwing fuel on the fire. Didn't you learn your lesson on another thread?"

"Well, yes, I see what you mean....I'll try EVER so hard to zip my virtual lip...but temptation..."

"It's good for you to resist temptation...builds character!"

"Aren't I enough of a character already?"

"Now you're equivocating! Shame!...Go read some music threads and quit annoying the denizens down here in the basement!"

meekly..."Yes, sir..."