Grumble,grumble... When I saw we were back to the traditional Tavern I thought: "Good, I don't have to dress up in period costume or use period language."
Now I find you have to be a poet, a lyricist or a multi-instrumentalist to get a drink round here.
It was (sigh) much easier when we just had to skirt round the jello pit and avoid the velcro jumpers!
OK I'm a totally non-musical kazoo player so gimme a drink or I'll prove it![rats come out of holes and start throwing themselves on the traps]
RtS