Silly - it seems I bite at the same bait years and years later.

You just finished making a trip to the Sourth Sea Islands, didn't you?

Yeah - and what a spt. The whole island is surrounded by man-eating sharks. Every time I'd go out swimming there'd be thousands of the around me and...

Hey - wait a minute. Don't tell me you'd go out and swim around with man-eating sharks?

Sure I would - they never bother me.

How come?

I have a picture tatooed on my chest that make me safe.

Don't give me that stuff. What is it you've got tatooed on your chest?

France will pay her war debt - and not even a shark would swallow that. (era 1930's USA)

I saw a man-eating shark at the aquarium.
That's nother; I saw a man eating herring in the park.

Can I buy a live shark here?
Gosh, lady, what do you want with a live shark?

A neighbor's cat has been eating my goldfish and I want to teach him a lesson.

Sincerely,
Gargoyle