Whenever political pollsters call me with questions about voting, I always tell them I vote early and often.

If I were to be asked "Did/would you vote for..."

I would ask how many pesos was a vote was going for in this race, and decide accordingly.

This usually stuns them into silence, which makes me feel like I've won.

What exactly, I don't really know. But it is truly a victorious feeling. Try it sometime.