~~~A PROCLAMATION~~~

As Poet Lariat to The Royal Court of King khandu of Mississippi, and since he's not here to do it himself, and since even if we was here he wouldn't think of it, I do proclaim the following on his behalf:

This thread has shown itself to be bullshit of an extremely fine quality. As such, it is hereby elevated to the status of official satellite thread to The Mother of All BS Threads.

Additionally, Bert and Janie are hereby awarded the title of Honorary MOABite.

Congratulations, Bert and Janie! Your shovels and rubber hip-boots await you!