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Thread #15969 Message #1723488
Posted By: CapriUni
20-Apr-06 - 10:58 PM
Thread Name: Fish Jokes for Children
Subject: RE: Fish Jokes for Children
Not jokes, but fishy favorites of mine (from Mother Goose):
A man in the wilderness, He asked me: "How many strawberries grow in the sea?" I answered him, (as I thought good): "As many red herrings as swim through the wood!"
(A counting out rhyme [a la the Calvin and Hobbes cartoon, mentioned above):
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, Once, I caught a fish alive. 6, 7, 8, 9. 10 Then I let it go again. Why did you let it go? Because it bit my finger so. Which finger did it bite? The little finger, on the right.