I've been called on several polls. I think they don't like me, because I usually answer "I'd need more information" or "I don't give out that information" or "I fail to see the relevancy of that question."

I have also been known to drive telemarketers to distraction and/or suicide by using elliptical reasoning. "But if I have a brick house, why would I want aluminum siding? Oh, wait, can you put brick over the aluminum siding we do have? There's some aluminum siding under the eaves and I like to have it...hello? Hello?"