Second time Sroucha - I find myself agreeing with you.

The friendliest of greetings is sniffing another's arse-hole
Like TAGGERS and Gangs - always mark your own turf and that of others
Its OK to loudly howl, bark, around the clock - like teenagers and boom boxes.

Do stupid things like shake hands, roll over, play dead, for your boss - believing THIS time its a biscut and not a pat on the head.

Growl at postmen - because you are always successful in making them leave.

Wagging your tail can get you out of trouble with the right man.

Eat everthing Fattened Goose Livers, Chitlins, and Balut, - one of them may be as tasty as cat-skat.

Goosing someone in the nuts with your nose - makes a more lasting impression than sitting down and shaking paws.

Bad breath isn't your fault - dental care should be universal.

If you can lick your privates - go for it, you deserve a little pleasure in life.

Getting downright filthy can be a lot of fun - someone will always be their.

Only show-piece of specimen should have breeding rights - castrate the unemployed. The bigger the vessel the better the brew - so like toilet bowls - always by your beer in kegs.

Sincerely,
Gargroyle