This was a new one... went to the fair with my kids, and I'm sitting next to the merry-go-round (carousel, for you brits, and happy bday to your queen while I'm at it), and I hear the following embedded in the safety message, which plays before every time they start:

You may only ride in English!

(then it goes on to say)
..or Western riding styles.

But I had time to go, what???!?

Other good directions without using foreign languages?