I once caught a hoax while fishing for catfish. Took about a dozen pictures of it but they kept comin' out blurry. Finally decided that the pictures were comin' out okay but that the hoax itself was blurry. Decided to cook the thing. Took it home and skinned it but it must have been a really modest hoax 'cause it kept growin' its skin back. After skinnin' it five or six times I finally decided to fry it with its skin on. Tossed it into the hot grease and it asked me if I had soap, shampoo and a razor it could borrow. Finally gave up, cooked hamburgers for both of us and drove the thing back to the river.