Well you could go up to someone at a party, grab their ass, and say, "Buy my cd, one day I'll be the governor of Californa?"

or, " Buy my cd, and who knows perhaps I'll grab your ass."

or, "My cd runs for 45mins 10seconds, think how many times you'd climax while we played it making love. Only costs ten dollars to you..."

In the end people stopped asking me to parties.