There is an old story about a doctor who went into the same bar every day and ordered an almond daiquri and bullshitted with the bartender Dick.One day when he went in he ordered the usual,but the bartender didn't have any almond flavoring so he substituted with hickory flavoring.The doctor tasted his drink and asked the bartender if this is an Almond Daiquri Dick and the bartender replied no it's a Hickory Daiquiri Doc.Lame joke of the week