Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos - PM
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 09:37 PM

A fellow, Rapaire, in late age
Had the ethical stance of a phage.
He would plagiarize minds
By the page or the line
Thus shocking our S. River Sage.

The latter, a whiz at odd species
Grew expert at old equine faeces
She would harvest, by broom
From Rapaire's living room
One hairball, eleven horse-apples, and two rusted-out Mitsubishis.