Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel - PM
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 12:08 AM

I dedicate this song to all those MOABITES out there that like to do the boogie down, get up, let your pants slip, give us all lip, hip-hoppin', groovin'and movin', righteous revolutions, findin' solutions, bullshitters.

            And it goes like this......


    Bullshitters Bible

I ain't never met a bullshitter I didn't like
'cuz we got to love each other.
I never done no whoop ass on my bullshitter friend
or else I gonna piss off the Mother.
I'd never steal a story from my bullshittin' brother.
Never call his shit in front of another.
Never regard him slightly, or try to smother.
According to my bullshitter's bible.

I'll believe what ever a bullshitter says
'cuz we're alike in the bullshitter craze.
I won't contradict in front of a child
or the child won't learn the bullshitter ways.
I'll always allow the time for their plays.
I'll smile and laugh when their lost in a daze.
I'll righteously shout out the bullshitter praise.
According to my bullshitter's bible.


With love and a smirk-Rustic