Well, if I can't dent your head I can at least make Joe's feel better. (I'm glad that context is not important)

Remember these sunny days?

"Talking of Joe, where is he? I for one have missed lately, his polite common sense approach to things.
"Come back Joe, we need you. "

"Has anyone knowledge of a certain cyber-creature, that sometimes goes by the name of Joe Offer. This being used to frequent this establishment but has recently been notable by his absence. He was known to dispense goodwill, help and gentle guidance in a common sense way which I for one am missing very much. " Roger Gall