The song about the White Horses, you do know it hic! Is the one we use to sing at school? It's the most requested song by drunken females whilst the drunken males request that they sing the Wild Rover.

As for the packet of crisps well you will have to ask Dozy Rozy although I might ask her to find Ray Padgett, after his last cutting remark, and eat her crisps. I'm staring to regret asking Cath not to send him to Henrys to run a Singer Round over the weekend.

Don't now I'm writing this I think I'll go over to Barnsley Folk Club and give Ray's ears a bashing. If you don't know where Barnsley Folk Club is it's HERE!!