With apologies to TL


THE Mudcat Icons

We are the Mudcat Icons,
Ev'ryone of us cares.
We all hate poverty, war, and injustice,
Unlike the rest of you squares.

There are innocuous Catters,
But we regard them with scorn.
The folks who don't post have no social conscience
Why, they don't even care if Jimmy Crack Corn.

If you feel dissatisfaction,
Talk your frustrations away,
Some people may prefer action,
But give me a Mud Thread any old day.

The topic don't have to be clever,
And it don't matter if you make up all of your facts.
It sounds more PC if it ain't good English,
And its best when your victim reacts.

Remember the war against Franco?
That's the kind where each of us belong.
Though he may have won all the battles,
We never admit when we're wrong.

So join in the Mudcat Icons,
Our words are the weapons we pack
To the fight against poverty, war, and injustice.
Ready! Aim! Yak!