Ya' know, its bad enough having these yokels hangin' around all the time, but since it snowed, the whole damn neighborhood is covered in "snow writing." I don't suppose the neighbors are too happy with it, but at least the boys didn't write anything obscene. Really, you oughta' see it.........Everyone has their address in yellow between the house and the street, very handy for the UPS guys.

The downside to all of this happened last week when Cletus backed up against a light pole while practicing his 5's in a little parking lot. This wouldn't have presented a problem normally, but he was wearing sweat pants instead of jeans and had them pulled down so as not to crimp his penmanship. Evidentally, there was enough moisture on the pole or his rear end to create a problem and the Emergency Squad was called to remove his ass from the frozen steel pole. Before they arrived, Paw and the Reg boys came up with a different idea. Paw dropped trou and flared off a monstrous pinto bean flamer that freed Cletus' ass but set fire to his sweat pants. The Squad guys arrived to the site of a half naked, half wit dancing towards them...flaming sweats around his ankles and clutching his ass.

Does anybody want these guys to come for a visit? If you have snow..............

Spaw