Well....there was the time I created a geyser of 'Liquid Plumber' (I guess that stuff is lye) trying to unstop the garbage disposal after I had been stupid enough to try to grind corn husks.

And the time I failed to completely shut off the soft-serve ice-cream
dispenser at a restaurant job in college--made the biggest, prettiest 2 1/2 foot high ice-cream tower you ever saw, complete with twirl on the top. It was also the first time I ever was cussed at.

And....getting out of the bath, grabbing the toothpaste, and squirting a nice big line of it onto my armpit.

*sigh*

Janie