LMAO @ Hawkster...........An outstanding job my Man. You only forgot the "Shamble's Crowning Touch" where Sham runs his first draft of mutilated syntax through Babelfish to achieve the "Complete Jibberish Effect." I have taken that liberty for you and we have the result below:

If those who does not say that what means and does not mean that what says must be confronts unfavorable against those who says to you that what does not mean but necessarily does not say that that what then does not mean could have a disturbing effect on those between we that they are well-intentioned in order not to say enough that what we mean, in spite of some cases of those who does not mean that what does not say if or they do not say it. If they are of right, the Community that is represented on this tribune, a Community that one thinks would have to supply with of the members a sensibility comradely of the equality poichè would preview itself and poichè it would be believed would be normal between that what is calls the precluderebbe friends to you the censorship or the alteration of the things has said or said from the specified persons who they do not seem to think that their observations have the right interject rude on others but to behave im such way that those others, in effects, quashed and to find that they are forced to say that what does not mean or they do not mean that what does not say. That would have to be entire clear is of unprejudiced the person, would have it not? Perhaps it is time that these editions have been discussed honestly and in one spirit of the good will on this tribune?

And btw..........................

Do you need to eat shit and die?

Spaw