At the tender and illiterate age of nearly 4, I found I could reach the bathroom shelf and so carefully loaded my toothbrush with the contents of the red tube I found there, which was similar to my tube of Signal toothpaste. Similar only in external issues. The internal similarity ended with colour and consistency.


Ever brushed your teeth with Deep Heat muscle rub ointment?

I don't recommend it.


Even now, 30+ years later, I can't smell Deep Heet or Ralgex without wanting to hurl....

LTS