Do you get to wear a gun for this job? Just about everybody with an official position wears a gun in the US I find.
Giok
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On the subject of the things kids say.......
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A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son
playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train
stop and her son saying, "All of you b*****ds who want off, get the f**k off now,

cause we're in a hurry! And all of you b*****ds who are getting on, get the f**k on,

cause we're going down the tracks".

The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of
language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and stay there
for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you
to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with
his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say,
"All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take
all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today and
hope your trip was a pleasant one."

She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask
you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is
no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing
journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added..........

"For those of you who are pi**ed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see
the fat b*tch in the kitchen."