Ah.... reminds me of the tube driver who was getting a bit peeved at the delays at Whitechapel station about 3 weeks ago.... It was a rainy Monday morning and he was not a happy bunny.

'Sorry about the delay here... we're being held here because there's some sort of problem up ahead. They've not bothered telling ME what the problem is, but I bet it's some stupid bugger who's left his sodding briefcase behind and wants us to stop the entire Tube line just so he can finish his bloody sudoko puzzle.'

LTS