Senna, the Soothsayer (Jeanne Mockford): "Woe ! Woe, and thrice woe !"
Lurcio (Frankie Howerd): "Oh dear. She's let her horse get away again."

From Up Pompeii.

Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like apple sauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... Now you tell me what you know.

Here I am talking to parties. I came here for a party. What happens? Nothing. Not even ice cream. The gods look down and laugh. This would be a better world for children if the parents had to eat the spinach.

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of his head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it.

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

- all from Groucho Marx.