The Order of the Lesser Vowels was a fraternal and charitable organization founded on the principle that even O, U, and Y were indispensable to the richness of our language. It was founded by an eccentric millionaire (ready-made aprons) named I. Payde Forsyth, who was taken by a great love of bad poetry in his declining years and could afford his own Poet Laureate, written off as a tax deduction by the Order.

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