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Thread #90750   Message #1727354
Posted By: autolycus
25-Apr-06 - 05:34 PM
Thread Name: BS: The History of England part one.
Subject: RE: BS: The History of England part one.
See, told you so. The Picts as one of the lost tribes. What did i tell you. Just don't know yet how they got lost. Possibly Moses came down from the mountain, saw them worshipping the Golden Chicken and told them to get lost. being obedient chaps, they obliged.

When they got to Scotland, they told their story, preceded by the standard "This'll kill you,", misheard in thos eparts as "This'll kilt you. The Picts hurled theirPicts away and asked the tailors for a killt.So the tailors killt them and became the new Picts. Later they started to make Picts=tures. So Hollywood actually started by Scoyyish killer tailors who just sort of got themselves lost again.

The original sources for all this also got lost, but my intuition never fails.



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