"Quality time" is the one that really makes me feel ill. I was going out with a great girl once, and she mentioned one day that she was going to be spending some "quality time" with her Mum, who hadn't seen her in some time. She mentioned it several times. Somehow, the "magic" began to fade for me from that moment forward... ;-D

I will also kick something if I hear about "closure" again from anyone.

I know what it's like to feel "invalidated", ragdoll! Oh! The pain! But is it as bad as feeling "violated"? Or how about "sullied"?