I wish to take this opportunity to thank John Prescott, MP and Deputy Prime Minister, for allowing me to put a poster for "music exchange" on his gate whilst the BBC ITV and SKY were camped outside his house today. A spokesman for John said he would not be available to see Martin Simpson but Pauline may be in attendance.
His secretary was unavailable for comment, she has sore knees.

You may see it on the television tonight – well worth a bung to the policeman guarding his gate.