Dear Mbo,

I *knew* you'd never throw a rock at bee (even if you do call it a bug)! Can't wait to see to your 'Beez Redux' tonight.

Amos and MMario,

Golden Cow Chip Awards are permanent and should be displayed proudly and prominently on your mantel. The Shamrock Cluster is signatory of a high level of imagination and the Harp Ribbon (yet to be awarded) is given for being able to make me fall on the floor laughing OR short out my keyboard with tears. There is one caveat, however. If I find out that any receiver of the Golden Cow Chip Award has used their trophy in a local (or international) cow chip tossing contest, said Chip will be confiscated immediately and awarded to another Song Challenger. Clear?

-- Áine