"Diversity Committee: The self-appointed who are concerned with Inclusiveness, whose practical task is largely to re-attach the horse behind the cart".
"That is worthy of both Ambrose Bierce and Dr Johnson. If that is original, bravo. If you stole it, you have excellent taste".
Thanks, Peace, for the comment; actually made it up at breakfast, thinking about the last place I worked. Then felt a little over-exposed and made up a name... which was supposed to be comically cliche. I clicked it and it showed another post by some other anon poster. Tangled up in Mud. I probably had better just join.