If anyone does, let me know. I need a good recipe for when I dispose of Howard the Fecking Turtle. That bloody sod 'as moufed off to me one time too many, and now 'e is going to get 'is! 'E's going to meet 'is maker 'e is and there ain't no two ways about it. I 'ave to 'ave the recipe so's I can cook 'im up right and finish the job. Ta in advance.

- Olive Whatnoll