Not only can you not talk normal but you spit when you talk. You talk like you eat nothin but banana and peanut butter sandwiches. All mashed up in your crinkly old mouth. You won't get me in the pot, cause you won't be able to find me you old bag. Watch you don't cut your boney old hand off when you are sharpening the axe. HaHa, you would look just like Captain Hook's girlfriend.