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Thread #90750 Message #1730406
Posted By: dianavan
30-Apr-06 - 05:49 AM
Thread Name: BS: The History of England part one.
Subject: RE: BS: The History of England part one.
Its no wonder giant chickens were worshipped in ancient England!
Everyone knows that the giant boulders of Stone Henge slid into place on a man-made trench filled with chicken shit and diluted with abundant rain water. Once in place, a rope was tied around the top of the giant stone. It took very little effort to push the bottom and let the stone slide into an upright position, while pulling on the rope. All of the stones were placed there thanks to the giant chickens and the abundance of chicken shit and rain.
The trenches were then covered with soil and cabbages and kale were grown in abundance. This was the beginning of the agricultural cycle in what is now known as England.