What the bloody 'ell 'ave we come to when we all 'ave to get down on our knees and apologize to a feckin' turt'le?!? Cor! E's a reptile, for God's sake! I 'ate reptiles on principle. They don't belong on a discussion forum and they should be banned. They're slimy, they drink swamp water, and they formicate in public view! Shocking! Why don't you just lumber off, Howard?